Packing For TEN In EIGHT Easy Steps
This is what it looks like to pack TEN people for TEN days.
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Step 1. Clean every single piece of clothing in the whole house.
⭐You're gonna wanna really go all out.⭐
⭐Get under their beds and behind their mattresses, get EVERY SINGLE sock and pair of underwear.⭐ Every single thing, washed, folded and separated by person. ⭐
💥Bonus points for matching and packing 40 pairs of socks, and hoping like crazy that they will wear their sandals at least half of the trip.
Step 2. After 8 hours of cleaning and laundry, arrange them in 11 piles.
🗓 One for each day of the trip, plus today.🗓
🗓Make sure they are their nicest clothes.🗓
💥Bonus points for making them match.💥
Step 3. 🧦Go back over your piless adding socks and underwear.🧦
💥Bonus points for remembering who prefers paw patrol vs superman.💥
Step 4. 🛍 Bag up each day's pile and tie it shut.🛍
💥Bonus points for marking the bags that are for picture days vs hiking days.💥
Step 5. Take your 10 large bags, and separate them into different suitcases.
💥There's no bonus at this point in your day, you've been doing this for 10hrs and you just realized you haven't eaten anything.
Step 1800. Stand all the suitcases in order of importance by the door, bribe teenagers to load the van.
Step 5,681. Remind husband that you will be in a van, for the next 10 million miles, with 8 children, 2 of whom will definitely be poopy, 1 who only has 1 tone of voice, (read whiney) and 3 teenagers, and that this is his last chance to eat a quiet meal.
Step, who gives a crap. Pull into the parking lot of your favorite restaurant 4 minutes before they close, run to the building, apologize profusely to the waitress who is clearly disappointed with her evening, order cups of soup, which you will barely eat and dessert, which you will most definitely inhale, narrowly dodging choking on the pie and cake as a result of forgetting to chew. 🍰🥧🥮🍰🥧🥮🥧🍰🥮
Road trip 2019 is gonna be great!!
#roadtrip
#steps
#findthefunny
#butseriouslyiforgottoeat
#chocolatecake
#applepiealamode
#StorysHaveGreatBeginnings
#pacificoceanorbust
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Step 1. Clean every single piece of clothing in the whole house.
⭐You're gonna wanna really go all out.⭐
⭐Get under their beds and behind their mattresses, get EVERY SINGLE sock and pair of underwear.⭐ Every single thing, washed, folded and separated by person. ⭐
💥Bonus points for matching and packing 40 pairs of socks, and hoping like crazy that they will wear their sandals at least half of the trip.
Step 2. After 8 hours of cleaning and laundry, arrange them in 11 piles.
🗓 One for each day of the trip, plus today.🗓
🗓Make sure they are their nicest clothes.🗓
💥Bonus points for making them match.💥
Step 3. 🧦Go back over your piless adding socks and underwear.🧦
💥Bonus points for remembering who prefers paw patrol vs superman.💥
Step 4. 🛍 Bag up each day's pile and tie it shut.🛍
💥Bonus points for marking the bags that are for picture days vs hiking days.💥
Step 5. Take your 10 large bags, and separate them into different suitcases.
💥There's no bonus at this point in your day, you've been doing this for 10hrs and you just realized you haven't eaten anything.
Step 1800. Stand all the suitcases in order of importance by the door, bribe teenagers to load the van.
Step 5,681. Remind husband that you will be in a van, for the next 10 million miles, with 8 children, 2 of whom will definitely be poopy, 1 who only has 1 tone of voice, (read whiney) and 3 teenagers, and that this is his last chance to eat a quiet meal.
Step, who gives a crap. Pull into the parking lot of your favorite restaurant 4 minutes before they close, run to the building, apologize profusely to the waitress who is clearly disappointed with her evening, order cups of soup, which you will barely eat and dessert, which you will most definitely inhale, narrowly dodging choking on the pie and cake as a result of forgetting to chew. 🍰🥧🥮🍰🥧🥮🥧🍰🥮
Road trip 2019 is gonna be great!!
#roadtrip
#steps
#findthefunny
#butseriouslyiforgottoeat
#chocolatecake
#applepiealamode
#StorysHaveGreatBeginnings
#pacificoceanorbust
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